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Maggie Cassella has always been a talker. It is a trait born out of necessity really. The youngest in an Italian family of six with three older brothers, it was pretty much talk or be talked over. Being born with original sin didn't help much either. "Maybe," she thought, "if I keep talking I won't burn in hell." What?
Then there was her first day at school-at the Jewish Community Centre-yes, apparently the Italian Catholic guilt wasn't enough so off you go to spend your nursery school days at the JCC. Oy veyes mere!
Fast forward to university where that double degree in Philosophy and Women's Studies put her on the fast track to high paying corporate gigs-wait no it didn't-it put her at a private boarding school in Connecticut teaching philosophy and religion to kids who were, well, smarter than she was. Than she was? Than she? See what we mean?
Then of course the student loans were due and that private school
teaching salary wasn't leaving room for repayment of loans AND food so
off she went to law school.
After almost ten years as a lawyer (okay, more like 8.5 – but after
that hell it is only fair to round up) and dealing with cases involving
people with AIDS (at the beginning of the plague years), trans issues
around marriage (before anyone even THOUGHT of gay marriage, so if you
were trans you would need to be divorced before you could get your
surgery), and bringing the test case for gay adoption in Connecticut
(they won, they lost, then Maggie quit and the other lawyers kept it up
and lost some more, then the legislature came to their senses and
changed the law), Maggie had enough and quit.
Well, actually, it is more like Maggie found a sugar mama, which
allowed her to quit and move to Toronto. Hey, shut up, she'd been doing
stand up for plenty of years by then, so it was no big deal. Hey, shut
up!
Maggie's comedy was a mix of rants and raves from the start (1989).
Obsessed with the fact that she could get an unlimited supply of
material from just reading the paper, Maggie settled in on her Because
I Said So™ format of sit down comedy tearing through news topics from
law, to entertainment, to technology, to religion, and finishing up
with the things that just made her mental. She has performed Because I
Said So™ for 17 summers in Provincetown, as well as in a whole mess of
other places in North America.
Eventually, Maggie landed on a full time job AND the love of her life
(now her wife). Nice landing, we know. One of the original on-air
talents on STAR!, she parlayed that job into her own talk show called
Because I Said So™. (You'll note that funny trademark sign keeps
popping up. We're not sure why Maggie bothers. As you may recall,
Universal recently released a movie with the same name. Silly rabbits,
trademarks are for kids. What?)
BISS, as it was referred to around the station, allowed Maggie to have
some fun and interview some big time celebrities. She continues to do
those interviews (even though BISS went bust) as a field producer
during the Toronto International Film Festival for the syndicated US
entertainment show, Extra. Over the years Maggie has had the privilege
of interviewing comedy legends such as Phyllis Diller, Bea Arthur, Joan
Rivers, and performers such as William H. Macy, Jude Law, Juliette
Binoche, Robert Downey Jr., Laura Linney, Eartha Kitt, k.d. Lang, and
too many others to list here.
In the meantime and in between time, Maggie wrote a book and two
screenplays with Lea DeLaria (the book got published-hey, one out of
three isn’t bad), and has written for various publications and
television networks.
Maggie had a hand in radio since 1996 when she started doing daily bits
for two US stations based in New Jersey and has been heard in Canada on
CBC’s The Current, CFRB, AM640, 104.5 CHUM FM, and eventually landed
“The Maggie Cassella Show” drive home show, which she hosted from April
to August of 2007.
Maggie is currently working on a new weekly half-hour show for OUT TV,
tentatively titled On Line with Maggie Cassella and a book called “Because I Said
So: I Just Want to Say This About That” or maybe the other way around “
I Just Want to Say This About That: Because I Said So” Who knows?
That’s why they call it a working title that much we do know.
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